“… Shut up. You don’t know anything about me or my potential…”
“Tch. I know at least a little bit. I do my research.” He pauses. “How’s Kansas this time of year?”
“I’m sure you do…”
This drew a blink from Evan, following a deep frown. “It’s nice. How’s that butt you’ve been hiding in?”
“What kind of childish insult is that? I’m sure you’re smart enough to at least try to come up with something better to say Evan.”
“Does I hate you sound better?”
●mongrelasshole ●[headcanon accepted.]