Technically, I could widen my jaw and swallow you with one chomp.

But that would be cannibalism, and it’s frowned upon in most societies.

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●straightuphellion
  1. straightuphellion reblogged this from notsega and added:
    Am I? Such a charitable dark overlord. Thanks short stuff, later.
  2. notsega reblogged this from straightuphellion and added:
    You’re free to go now.
  3. alwaysjean said: Ahahaha. This reminded me so much of Jeff Dunham.
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