#a guide on how to attain the hot chicks: by brandon sharpe#chapter 1: suck dicks. it works.

Tell my character the meanest thing your character has thought about them.

I have four face claims for Evan. Three of which I use in mainverse, and one in my Noir verse.

Mainverse:

Iwan Rheon

Daniel Sharman

Luke Pasqualino

NOIR:

Jack O'Connell

VERSE 002: noir

  

“We’re all animals! Pure, mindless, evolved fucking monkeys!”

NAME: Evan Smith

ALIAS: The Mad Bomber, Sabahnur, En Sabah Nur

AGE: 18

OCCUPATION(S): Smuggler, runner, bomb-maker, and casino pianist. 

BRIEF HISTORY:

Born in Kansas, Evan was a humble, farm raised boy until the day his Uncle Cluster showed up. Without his parents consent, Cluster showed him how to shoot a gun, fight, and most importantly, how to be a criminal.

Fast forward a bit, and you’ll find Evan in New York city, causing havoc and making a name for himself, seeming to have adopted one of the science fiction characters imagined by Trask’s persona, naming himself “The Mad Bomber” and changing his last name to Sabahnur, He’s a bomb maker, explosives specialist, and all around a little wonky, but he makes it work for him.

However, the one thing he didn’t do was attend Xavier’s reform school. When they realized he should be put there, the Professor had already been arrested by Magnus.

Instead, Evan became another piece of the puzzle that made up New York’s underground network of criminals.

^{WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT!}

absolutexbadass started following you

^{“Afternoon.”}

Muse.

► Name ➔ Evan Sabahnur
► Are you single ➔ No.
► Are you happy ➔ For the most part, yes.
► Are you angry? ➔ Sometimes.
► Are your parents still married ➔ They were.

SEVEN FACTS

► ‘Birth’ Place ➔ Well, uh… Kansas? The World?
► Hair Color ➔ Black
► Eye Color ➔ Pink/Red
► Birthday ➔  April 13th
► Gender ➔ Male
► Summer or winter ➔ Winter
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Afternoon

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 

► Are you in love ➔ … Yes.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Sometimes?
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ No one, 
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ I don’t know.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ It depends.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yeah.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I have no idea.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔  Yeah.

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔  Love.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Both.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Best friends.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ It depends. I’m not one for partying really.
► Day or night ➔ Night.

FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Unfortunately.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ I tripped down once.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yeah…
► Wanted to disappear ➔ All the time.

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ When he’s around.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life”  ➔ Ah… No comment.
► Have you ever ran away from home ➔  Yes.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ No.

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ Of course not.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ No.
► Who is your best friend ➔ Hm… That’s a good question.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Quentin for the most part. Telepath and all that.

Seriously.

We need more people involved. I see likes.

Marvel Noir AU:

It’s 1936 in New York City. The age of corruption, post-prohibition pirating, and glorious crime has risen to an all time high. Certain people with special skills seem to take the spotlight. Most notably, the X-men. They remain a plague to the law, causing chaos to run free in their wake of beautiful tragedy. Naturally, other ‘sociopaths' have began to appear as time goes on. Cyclops isn’t the only strange name uttered on the streets, papers, or Casino’s anymore. No, several strange people have appeared to wreak havoc on the city and it’s surrounding areas.

Such events have drawn several agencies of the law to the city to hunt down and ship these unusual criminals to the Genosha penitentiary where they will never see the light of day again. But more law only means more gunfights and better planning to the criminals of New York.

Back an animal into a corner and it’ll only lash out to bite your hand.

Welcome to the age of glamor and ritz.

Welcome to Noir.

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Message notsega if you’re interested in interactions with this verse, or put a short bio of your characters skillset and occupation and tag in v: noir.

Once you’re in, simply tag anything you’d like in this verse with that same tag and it will be up for interactions or whatever. Sorry about the dumb setting description and what not.